Boston Jinx would have been pretty good until 2004, actually

Original post Aug 12, 2005.

Oh man. I was just back on Mercy Medical Center's website (home of the now-infamous Aryan Justice.) And they've got a great new crop, I have to say.

-Boston Michael, whose father obviously has some high ambitions for his little sports star.

-Ahtum Rene will probably have some issues with phonics when she hits the second grade.

-Taytumn Essie looks a little skeptical about her name.

-Eoghan Fein is totally going to join the IRA. Look how bad he is already.

-My brother points out that a Delta Rei is generally something that gets shot out of space-age guns on TV.

-Brystal: baby? or kitchen cleaning product?

-Heaven Rain: baby? or Glade Plug-In scent?

-Wow. On the plus side, he looks like he's going to be a famous philosopher. On the negative side, his name will never fit on the spine of the books.

-All I have to say is, don't mess with Persephanie Jinx.