Just Plain Unfortunate

I'm organizing my "Bad Baby Names" section of bookmarks (it's massive, as you might imagine), and I don't think I've posted much from my "Just Plain Unfortunate" folder of late. When I first started keeping a folder like that, names that qualified were relatively mild ones, like Paisley, or Sugar Ray, or Alexia. Where did the time go? Where did the brains go? So, without further ado:

Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Ameliaaaa...

Out of diaper wipes? It's cool, just run over to the Sa Vaun or Long's or whatever.

Having grown up a conservative Christian, Jesus Clinton is a bit for me to wrap my mind around.

Do you think Teirainy's parents noticed her name sounded like "Tyranny?" Tyranny Fleur's parents did, one would hope. Or perhaps they were trying for a trendy form of Tiranie? Which I can only imagine is... a trendy form of Tyranny. Yikes.

We've been hit!! Maday! Maday!! Our emergency systems are FayLynn!! Send a Warchild, ASAP!!

Think Apple just isn't wild enough? Try a Durian!

Please Analyse this spelling of "Anneliese," and explain to me how her twin got the name Rebecca Jean?

I used to think "Unique" was the most ironic name. And maybe it still is, but Nawledge comes pretty close.

Culturally appropriate? Perhaps. But still a bit Harsh.

"I'm having a baby!" "O rly?" "Yarelly!"